Mags Largeloaf has been disqualified from the 2010 Winter Olympics ladies' singles ice skating competition. While the exact reason for her disqualification has not yet been officially released, steroid use is suspected. Other accusations have included excessive yeast, using too small of a bread pan to exaggerate performance, and/or ignoring recipe instructions and Olympic rules all together. United States fans everywhere will certainly miss Mag's performance as her signature quadruple salchows and double blindfolded backwards-uphill lutz jumps have always been fan favorites. Ms. Largeloaf could not be reached for comments.
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