Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Breaking News From The Olympics...

Mags Largeloaf has been disqualified from the 2010 Winter Olympics ladies' singles ice skating competition. While the exact reason for her disqualification has not yet been officially released, steroid use is suspected. Other accusations have included excessive yeast, using too small of a bread pan to exaggerate performance, and/or ignoring recipe instructions and Olympic rules all together. United States fans everywhere will certainly miss Mag's performance as her signature quadruple salchows and double blindfolded backwards-uphill lutz jumps have always been fan favorites. Ms. Largeloaf could not be reached for comments.

17 comments:

Jenn said...

I can always count on you for a good giggle. Thanks!

Pam said...

Someone needs to make a horror film about that bread! You know like "The Bread That Takes Over Manhattan!"

George Gaston said...

Mags, LOL ~ you surely did have me going reading that introductory sentence. We definitely need to investigate this further; like, why was she wearing ice skates in the kitchen?

I absolutely love your humor, thanks...

OH, the bread looks fantastic!

Linda said...

Whoa! That thing has a life of it's own!

Barbara Bakes said...

I think she should bake another loaf and send it to me just so I could measure it to see if it was too big to fit in an average person's mouth!

www.crabbycook.com said...

You have created the Pamela Anderson of bread. For some reason I suddenly having an overwhelming urge for two sandwiches.

Karen said...

Haha... cute post and how did you get that loaf THAT high??

John said...

Why is it steroids were suspected? She may just be very well bread ; p ok ok...I'm a heel...

stephchows said...

LOL wow now that is a huge loaf!!!! It would have gotten gold for sure!

June said...

Wow - that's a monster loaf Mags. Kinda' be an issue in the toaster wouldn't it?

Debbie said...

LOL....that is too much! Had me cracking up!

comfycook said...

If you tried to make it like this, it probably would not come out the same way. It is one beauty and I think, it should be allowed back in the Olympics.

Jen @ My Kitchen Addiction said...

You're too funny :) Your posts always make me smile.

Cottage Cozy said...

That is hysterical...you had be going at first...soooo cute! I was thinking...Is she "American"?

A Year on the Grill said...

too funny

All Our Fingers in the Pie said...

You are hilarious! I agree with Pam. A whole movie could be made with Ms. Largeloaf!

lostpastremembered said...

That is perfect bread!!!! Give her the gold!