Mags Largeloaf has been disqualified from the 2010 Winter Olympics ladies' singles ice skating competition. While the exact reason for her disqualification has not yet been officially released, steroid use is suspected. Other accusations have included excessive yeast, using too small of a bread pan to exaggerate performance, and/or ignoring recipe instructions and Olympic rules all together. United States fans everywhere will certainly miss Mag's performance as her signature quadruple salchows and double blindfolded backwards-uphill lutz jumps have always been fan favorites. Ms. Largeloaf could not be reached for comments.
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I can always count on you for a good giggle. Thanks!
Someone needs to make a horror film about that bread! You know like "The Bread That Takes Over Manhattan!"
Mags, LOL ~ you surely did have me going reading that introductory sentence. We definitely need to investigate this further; like, why was she wearing ice skates in the kitchen?
I absolutely love your humor, thanks...
OH, the bread looks fantastic!
Whoa! That thing has a life of it's own!
I think she should bake another loaf and send it to me just so I could measure it to see if it was too big to fit in an average person's mouth!
You have created the Pamela Anderson of bread. For some reason I suddenly having an overwhelming urge for two sandwiches.
Haha... cute post and how did you get that loaf THAT high??
Why is it steroids were suspected? She may just be very well bread ; p ok ok...I'm a heel...
LOL wow now that is a huge loaf!!!! It would have gotten gold for sure!
Wow - that's a monster loaf Mags. Kinda' be an issue in the toaster wouldn't it?
LOL....that is too much! Had me cracking up!
If you tried to make it like this, it probably would not come out the same way. It is one beauty and I think, it should be allowed back in the Olympics.
You're too funny :) Your posts always make me smile.
That is hysterical...you had be going at first...soooo cute! I was thinking...Is she "American"?
too funny
You are hilarious! I agree with Pam. A whole movie could be made with Ms. Largeloaf!
That is perfect bread!!!! Give her the gold!
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