Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Yesterday's Colonary Feast

Prepare yourself for the luxurious and decadent list of foods that I consumed yesterday. If you have a drool bucket handy, now would be the time to reach for it. This type of culinary over-stimulation will most likely leave your stomach growling (it did mine.)

First up, breakfast: smell the aroma and richness of the roasted beans....

Next, lunch: imagine the coolness of the artificial flavoring of the lime and orange as it melts on your awaiting tongue.

And then dinner: savor the smooth and velvety flavor. So smooth and velvety it was like eating nothing at all!

But wait, there's more.... my late night (all night, if you catch my drift) snack:

I'll give you three guesses as to what medical procedure I had done today. First two don't count.

On a side note, to all my blogger friends out there, I apologize for not visiting your blogs and leaving comments these past few days. I just haven't been myself, and not that being myself is anything to brag about, but it's all I have to work with...LOL

19 comments:

Nanan said...

Bless your heart. Thoughts and prayers are with you.

Blackberry Jam Cafe said...

Hope you're doing better - I loved the title - I read it fast and had to go back and re-read when I saw the jello! That happens sometimes when you're over 50 - the eyesight is going!
Susan

Bob said...

At first I thought you'd had temporary lapse in your perfect spelling abilities when reading the post's title. I don't need 3 guesses, welcome to The Other Side of Fifty.

Laurie said...

Mags,
Take it easy and I hope you're back to your healthy bloggin' self soon.

Laurie

Barbara Bakes said...

I need to schedule my colonoscopy soon. I guess it's like a 50th birthday present! Hope all was well.

velva said...

I think I can guess on the first try the procedure that you are having done. Kick-back relax when you get home. All your fellow foodie friends will be here when you get to feeling better.

Take care of yourself.

Velva

Mags said...

Nanan...thank you

Blackberry: I'm fantastic now that it's all over! I work myself up over the strangest things.

Bob: I knew you'd catch the intended misspell.

Laurie: Thanks you hon.

Barbara: It's one of those "have to do it" things. Just do it and get it over with. Then blog about it so people will feel sorry for you....LOL!

Julie said...

Hi, Mags:

Your post is so funny! I feel your pain, sister. I had to go through that twice last year. Once for the colonoscopy and once before surgery. It's the WORST!!

Take it easy and we'll look forward to seeing the spunky Maggie back soon! :)

Kat said...

Hey there, I finally got around to making the Puffy Parmesan Cauliflower dish yesterday and OMG!!! I absolutely loved it.

June said...

Loved the post Mags. Take it easy darlin'. We'll all be here when you get back!

All Our Fingers in the Pie said...

Well, thank heaven that is over!

Linda said...

Hope you're back to your old self! And thanks for the reminder!

Dyan said...

Gotta love that procedure..I always find the prep is much worse than the test! Hope it all comes out o.k. lol

George Gaston said...

Mags... the other side of 50 surely can have its moments, which we wish we could avoid.

You always make me smile with your humor & style....

stephchows said...

feel better!!!

Sherylyn said...

Aw...I suspect the procedure is not of the fun sort, but it's good to see your sense of humour is intact :). Hope it's over quick and that you feel yourself again soon!!

Karen said...

Been there, done that!

A Year on the Grill said...

I've been away from your blog for a week, and this is what I return to???

Hope all went well

... sorry I haven't been around for awhile, I moved to the US Virgin Islands (I still giggle when I say that) for six months, and it is taking awhile to get settled. But i do think I am caught up, and will be back with new postings...

Come take a look at my new blogs of Island life!

Debbie said...

When I saw the jello I knew. Oh boy....my husband went through this a year ago and is constantly bugging me about when it's my turn. Yes, Welcome to the Other Side of 50!!!! Hope you're back to normal soon!!!