Due to my most recent "first haircut," it is no longer appropriate to call me cute. Subsequently, all references to my outrageous handsomeness require synonymous incorporation of a more mature nature. Thank you in advance for your attention to this most important detail.
Gavin The Bean, Esq.
P. S. This moratorium excludes Grandma (she'll always be able to call me cute!)
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